My goodness, Mr Midnight. Are you feeling alright? Your tail is all bushy and puffed up.
I just had the fright of my life Sir W.
There I was, minding my own business, when suddenly from out of the blue, this great big ferocious doggy came around the corner and started snapping its teeth at me.
It was a horrible experience. I know doggies do not always have manners and themselves under control, but what a way to carry on.
The poor dog has no style.
What could I do apart from trying to intimidate it with my puffy tail?
And did it work? You know, making yourself larger than you are?
The poor wretched thing was just not interested. It only wanted my skin and fur.
Still, I`ve calmed down now. My tail looks normal again doesn´t it?
Usually, the tactic of making oneself appear much larger than reality is a useful ploy.
Perhaps it was a foreign doggy and didn´t understand your body language.
Well, I`ve never seen him before and I don´t particularly want to see him again. Anyway, I thought doggies also had instincts like us pussy cats.
Perhaps he’s been living too long with his human owner or something. He may have lost some of his instincts by having soaked up too many negative energies.
Poor doggy. I’m sure he didn´t mean to upset you.
Forgive and forget eh, Sir Winston. That’s a cunning move.
It’s not only us cats that sometimes make ourselves appear larger than we are. Perhaps humans have been observing us cats because while watching the box with moving pictures in the living room with daddy, I’ve noticed that a lot of human beings also appear to want to make themselves larger than they are.
In what way Sir W.?
Through their daily actions and their rhetoric.
Haven’t you noticed how some people appear to go through life with inflated egos? The modern world appears to be living life well over its means.
I suppose people make themselves larger than they are because they are frightened of not being seen and left out.
But it must be tiring trying to be somebody who one isn’t. It’s a bit fake, isn’t it?
Thank goodness I do not have to pretend I’m someone who I’m not. Us cats like a stress-free life.
If it wasn’t so serious, I actually find those world politicians on the telly quite comical and amusing. They all want to be taken seriously and wish to show the world how great they are but in fact, most of them appear a lot smaller to me than they wish to portray themselves. They appear to have no idea of how they ruin the planet. Greed and power are seemingly, the most important factors. There are so many empty words and fake promises.
I’m thankful that many people can obviously, still see through all of the deceit, Sir Winston. All is not lost.
Inflated egos never got anyone anywhere.
Should we have a spot of lunch Mr Midnight? All this deliberating about being larger than real has given me an appetite.
Perhaps daddy has got some of my favourite cat sticks hidden somewhere. Eating a cat-stick would put my mind at rest.
Let’s go and have a look, should we?
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