As you well know, Sir Winston, I only like the cat sauce in those shiny metal tins daddy produces once a night and as for cookies – well, they’re a little bit difficult to digest for my sensitive stomach. I’m not eating any cookies, Sir Winston.
Look, here’s a quote from a Christopher Hitchens who is an author. It reads;
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God”
“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”
How about this great saying; “Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.”
A Mary Bly said that.
Can I have a go Mr Midnight? Perhaps I can find something of interest.
Here’s another; “If cats could talk, they wouldn’t”. Nan Porter was obviously, also very wise.
Look at this one from Arthur Bridges, it’s fantastic; “A cat isn’t fussy – just so long as you remember he likes his milk in the shallow, rose-patterned saucer and his fish on the blue plate. From which he will take it, and eat it off the floor.”
This guy, Arthur Bridges must also have been a very wise man but obviously, not very good at building bridges. What’s the point of building half a bridge? You couldn’t get to the other side, could you?
I think it’s time to go and look for our pretty patterned saucer to see if it has got any milk in it.
Come on, let’s go. 🙂
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