At least human beings have got something right Sir W.
From what I gather, they´re often quite boring and full of human-beings telling tall stories.
When they hold their large conferences, some of the larger, more wealthier “parties” have edibles circulating, but usually, the topic of food is usually forbidden from their agendas. They only talk about food when they want to change human food laws or when they want to ban something.
Who needs parties like that.
At these party things, humans tend to sit around large tables and discuss things. At the end of a meeting, they usually manage to find some sort of consensus upon their chosen topic and then they try and put their words into practice.
Most of the time the outcome is usually the same. After all have half heartedly “agreed” on a political agenda, political parties then often set out on the other foot (or paw as the case may be) as to what they have already agreed upon. You see, the people who voted for these powerful human-beings obviously love being lied to.
I´m not really sure Mr. Midnight. We cats do not need such parties. Perhaps people need someone to tell them what to do. You see, all political parties have an underlying message which they try to communicate to their followers.
Of course. Not in any order of special preference; we´ve got the SPD (Labour Party), the FDP (Liberal Party), the CDU/CSU (Conservative Party), die Grünen (Green Party), Die Linke (Leftist Party) and many other splitter parties to represent the masses.
Why people need such parties i`ll never know.
Many countries on our planet still have one Party and they ALWAYS get in a right mess. The people they represent often have to suffer. Humans call such a constitution a dictatorship. Believe me Mr. Midnight, one big party is not really what humans need if they wish to move forward.
For example, one of the Parties people vote for is a party for people who want to look after our kingdom and make sure that the plants and grass stay nice and healthy. They´re also trying to make our kingdom acquire equal status for it´s inhabitants (animals not necessarily included).
Another of the Parties humans can vote for is one which has been created for people who tend to go through life living in fear, especially in fear of change.
By the way, the party representing those who love fear of change also helps quash creativity.
The last Party on the list is the Party responsible for those who believe that they are a victim of life or society – the victims party.
Most of the other Partys available on a voting list are either satellite Parties or those expressing a stronger view of what the “main” Parties represent.
Obviously, my short assesment only scrapes the top of the barrel. Political Parties are much more complex than my short statements.
By the way, is there any milk left in that barrel you were scraping Sir Winston?
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