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I don´t think that´s right Mr Midnight. Let me have a go.
y Y y Y Ö # # P $ & @ € k T T 2 % & §
That doesn´t look right either SIr Winston. I thought you´d mastered languages and how daddy presses the buttons on his computer.
My paws keep getting trapped between the buttons and I´ve often noticed that daddy presses the button with the symbol going upwards on the left hand side to make his letters appear larger.
How am I supposed to keep a paw on that button and another on the opposite right-hand corner button?
I beg your pardon.
It´s called the “shift” button. I´ve heard daddy mention it a couple of times. Or was he talking to me? 😉
Purrhaps you should try a little harder Sir Winston. Afterall, you´re the one with the longish, dangly legs.
Less of your cheek you little whippersnapper. You can´t do it any better. Where´s daddy?
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Mr Midnight meoowed as hard as he could in which to catch daddy´s attention (which isn´t really loud at all. It´s more of a deep squeak than anything else).
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(squeaky voice) Daddy, can you come?
We can´t work out your buttons. Our input appears different than when you use the machine.
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Just a sec Mr Midnight, I´m just putting the dinner things away. Won´t keep you.
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Honestly; why construct such a machine when it´s virtually impossible to use the thing. There´s butttons all over the place and the inscriptions seem to make no sense at all. Why do humans need so many buttons? Do they understand how to use them all?
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Hi guys. I see you´ve been trying to use my laptop again. Have you had a go at writing something?
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Mr Midnight gave a hard stare and thought, What does it look like. Of course we´ve been trying to write something. Sometimes, humans love stating the obvious!
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We wanted to write something nice to our readers but we can´t seem to make head nor tail of what we´ve inputted. There doesn´t appear to be any logic to what we´ve pressed. It makes no sense at all.
That´s nothing new, is it Sir Winston. Humans often make things complicated and their logic is often, terribly difficult to understand.
Very true. I can´t work humans out either. They seem to have so much knowledge but they still continue on their destructive paths.
I´ve told you before boys. The human race is a little slow at comprehending the delicate framework of how the universe is all connected and of how easy it is to find happiness. Most would sooner believe in negativity than to have an open-mind and positive approach to life. Greed, prejudice, arrogance and self-centredness, which are often bred out of fear, accompany many on their journey through life. There does not seem to be much capacity for understanding that we ALL share a part in making our world a better place.
That´s why we wanted to write something to our nice followers. We wanted to cheer them up a bit (in case they needed cheering up!) 🙂
Well let me have a look at your attempts on the keyboard. I believe Sir Winston wrote:-
y Y y Y Ö # # P $ & @ € k T T 2 % & §
Lower-case y, Capital Y – and typed twice…..
I often ask myself why?
Don´t interrupt. Let Daddy explain.
German Ö, twice Hash (number key in North America) and one P
I simply adore Hash Browns. Can I have two portions of peas to go with them daddy? I love peas. You have a button for a “P” on your keyboard don´t you?
Fancy devoting a whole key just for a pea. Fantastic stuff 🙂
You should be a poet Mr Midnight. “…a whole key just for a pea”. 🙂 Your rhyming skills are improving.
We mentioned peas in our “War and Peas” posting, so let´s not repeat ourselves please.
You´re also not so bad at rhyming SIr Winston. Peas and please is also quite funny.
Boys! Let me carry on please. I´ve other things to do besides messing about with the laptop and trying to explain keyboard symbols.
You pressed the dollar sign and the “and” sign.
I thought that humans would have a button for their main topic of interest (money) but why have a button such as “and”?
You even said “and” twice in that last sentence of nine words. Did you mean lend a hand instead of (h)and the (h)and?
I do believe Mr Midnight´s getting confused, as most probably most of our readers are as well.
Is there such a place as paw a paw? 🙂
No Mr Midnight, there certainly isn´t. Now please stop being silly. However, I do believe that on one of daddy´s travels, he may have been to a place they call Singapore.
Do the cats in SIngapaw use their paws to sing?
I don´t think so. I believe that humans like to sing a lot because of it being nice and hot; and then their pores fill up with water.
Is that because of them putting a lot of expression and emotion into their songs?
Most probably.
Boys, please!
You both seem to be in a bit of a silly mood. Singapore has nothing to do with singing. A Singha is one of your cousins; a large pussycat (a lion). I understand that Singapore takes its name from Malay (Singapora) which means “Lion City”. Pora comes from sanskrit puram (city or fortress) having relations to Greek polis (citadel, city). Singa also comes from Sanskit with possible connections with the Swahili word Simba.
Readers may feel free to correct me if what I have stated is incorrect. 🙂
Can we finish for today?
Ah daddy. Even though I´m totally confused, please don´t be such a killjoy. At least tell us about the last symbols which Sir Winston wrote.
I haven´t explained anything yet! I´ve only read out the symbols. You don´t give me a chance to say anything worthwhile.
Well get on with it. We haven´t got all day you know. Just tell us what the symbols mean.
Where did we leave off. Oh yes; after the “and” sign, you typed the “at” sign.
Sounds like “cat” 🙂
……and next up was the “Euro” sign.
With which to balance out the Dollar sign.
Something like that Sir Winston.
Lower-case “k” was followed by two “T´s” and a number 2.
One for Sir Winston and one for myself, or as you humans say; “Tea for two and two for tea!”. You may also have a cupper if you want daddy. I´ll have a normal Assam and Sir WInston loves that smokey Lapsang Souchong stuff.
Two T´s. Yes please. Great ryhming stuff Mr Midnight. We´re getting better all the time.
Well I think that´s enough for today. You´ve both obviously had a bit too much sun today. Whatever are our readers going to think. I hope they don´t desert us.
Dessert. How about some nice cup-cakes. Fairy cakes are pretty, aren´t they.
Thank goodness we only have the sign for percent, the dreaded “and” sign again and the symbol for “paragraph”. 😉
Purrrcent. A purrfect sign on a laptop. Thinking about it, laptop is pretty cool as well because I like lapping up milk.
What a great invention the laptop really is.
A machine full of numerous abilities, in which the majority, will never know it´s full capabilities.
“Rhyming Midnight” could be my new name. How cool! 🙂
What´s with the “paragraph” symbol?
It´s called a “section mark” and is often used when citing documents with numbered paragraphs. We use it when writing our laws.
Rules and regulations. Apart from your money obsessions, the most important topic for the human race. 😉
Be as cool as us cats.
Just go with the flow!
(Sorry, just can´t stop rhyming!) 🙂
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Love you cat conversations. I havea dded your link to my Some Animals are Crackers, first link there.
AV
Well that´s really fantastic!. “The lads” and myself are really chuffed to have been added to another link, although Mr Midnight´s not quite sure what that all means. 🙂 I informed him that´s it was positive and that there was nothing to worry about.
We really appreciate your comment and hope we can keep your attention in the near future.
Best regards from Mr M., Sir W. and myself.
Yes, hopefully it will be positive. I’ve followed as well.
AV
Thank you 🙂
Awww, love the cats being goofballs 🙂 I’ll join Sir Winston and have a Lapsang Souchong, please. Which reminds me – where are my resident furballs?
Sir Winston says that your furballs are most likely sitting in the shade under the veranda enjoying a nice Darjeeling or something. 🙂
Thanks for dropping by. We appreciate it.